Better than Bieber

15 things I’d rather do than go to a Justin Bieber* concert:

1. Watch that Badger Badger video for an hour.  (Eeek, a snake!!)
2. Watch Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull again.
3. Listen to a lecture about the history of Canada’s fur trade.
4. Enroll in first-year calculus for a third time.
5. Get a makeover at a department store.
6. Watch episodes of the Annoying Orange
7. Milk a llama.
8. Drink a mug of instant coffee.
9. Watch all the Matrix movies.
10. Roller skate.
11. Count and roll a bathtub full of nickels.
12. Sign up for Farmville.
13. Call a customer support line.
14. Read a dozen more android versus iphone articles.
15. Watch Bieber get hit by a water bottle over and over. (Or watch the autotuned remix).

*Yes, I know every generation has their teen idols and I think they are largely designed to not appeal to parents. I’m sure my parents hated Shaun Cassidy and Andy Gibb much more than they ever let on. Thanks Mom & Dad.